My phone buzzed with a video titled “WARNING: 5 Foods That Are Actually Plastic.” My mother doesn't offer advice; she issues warnings.
I suspect her phone has declared war on me. Every time she scrolls, the feed whispers to her that my favorite snack is a “poison”. I never challenge her claims, since she trusts a forwarded article more than my college degree.
One day, she was telling me about a fitness contest at her gym, and I started lecturing about body fat percentages. While I was spreading all this wisdom, I was glued to the sofa, extending one leg like a crane to grab the remote with my big toe to avoid sitting up. She was watching me with a blank expression, “If you worked out as hard as you avoided standing up, you would be in great shape now.”
To my face, she's a critic, but I caught her describing me as a “highly intellectual, talented person” on a call with my aunt. From the next room, I wondered, “Wait, who is she talking about? Am I that person?”
She is the only one allowed to roast her children. It's a “membership-only” club. Even when she praises me, it's her way of saying, “I raised this, so of course it's excellent,” although she just told me five minutes ago that my room looks like a disaster zone.
Despite her warnings, she's always the first I run to when I need help. Every festival or family event becomes her next design assignment. I send her screenshots of high-fashion looks, like a creative director with impossible demands. She looks at the picture, gives her signature nervous laugh and says, “I'm not a certified fashion designer.” But then she spends hours on the floor with chalk and a measuring tape. She eventually creates her own edition, and somehow, her version always turns out better than the original.
And maybe that's just another way mothers say they love you.
24. Why does the author avoid challenging her mother's claims?
A. It will hurt her mother's feelings.
B. She respects her mother's authority.
C. It is useless to argue with her mother.
D. She believes in warnings from her mother.
25. How does the mother sound in paragraph 3?
A. Deeply annoyed.
B. Playfully mean.
C. Genuinely proud.
D. Bitterly jealous.
26. What does the “membership-only” club indicate?
A. Only the mother can criticize the author.
B. Family members get automatic membership.
C. The mother only praises the author in private.
D. Club members are encouraged to judge the author.
27. What can be inferred about the mother from paragraph 6?
A. She enjoys assigning festival tasks.
B. She values professional certification.
C. She takes pride in raising a designer.
D. She expresses love through practical acts.